The British have the weirdest names - and I mean not just Wodehousian. The Schools Secretary of UK is Ed Balls. Forget being Schools Secretary, how do you survive school as a kid with a name like that?
His seat in Morley & Outwood was a Tory target. And aptly, the Tory slogan was "We'll castrate Labour by taking down their Balls." But looks like Labour has survived castration, at least in Morley & Outwood.