See I keep telling you guys ... you've got this whole global-warming, climate-change thingy backwards - or should I say upside down - just as you were wrong about the dinosaurs. What, you didn't even know how you were wrong about the dinosaurs? Jeez, here it is - the latest from Paleontologists

To the tree-hugging, godless, global-warming-paranoid liberals...

Presidential message on global warming

I know this is old but can you argue with these facts? 5000 years back when the world was created, it was warm back then too. Why do you think Adam and Eve were walking around naked, huh? Did you hear them complain about melting polar ice-caps or emission standards?
See, and if the globe is indeed warming, then we should get nature to co-operate with us. Thats the way to go. Not the other way around. No way!

SIMP - Squirrels In My Pant


Phineas and Ferb's sister Candace has a crush on Jeremy, whose kid-sister Suzy is an angel when Jeremy is around but never misses a chance to torment Candace when he is not. Here, Suzy snatches nuts from an old lady who’s feeding squirrels in the park. And with a croquet mallet, hits the nuts straight into Candace’s jeans. The squirrels chase the nuts all the way into Candace’s jeans. Screaming, she jumps right in the middle of a group of street performers who’re just about to start their show with: ‘Somebody, anybody, everybody scream….’

Did you ever imagine you’d hear ‘Proletariat and Bourgeoisie....’ in a lyric?

And how about
‘Who you got back home watering your plants?
How can I qualify for government grants?’